Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the faceso legit
Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me:
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i’m right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the faceso legit

Muah~
Protein Cups - In Pictures
Sliced Ham / 3 Eggs / Cottage Cheese / Parmesan / Salt / Pepper (1)
STRETCH those limbs
HEAT oven to 180C
LINE muffin tin with sliced ham, 1 slice per hole (2)
DROP and do 20
CRACK eggs (between your pecs) into bowl (3)
ADD heaped spoon of cottage cheese
FLEX into nearest mirror
SEASON with salt and pepper
WHISK making sure you alternate arms half way through
POUR mixture into ham cups (4)
SPRINKLE grated parmesan on top of egg mix (5)
BAKE in oven for 15 minutes
GET your tickets for the gun show
GO COOK YOURSELF
Pug alphabet A-Z. See accompanying rhyme and individual letters at my blog Bah Humpug.
DEAD. CELEBRITY ENFANT EN VOGUE
Monica Rose (the Kardashian’s amazing stylist) possibly has the most cutest, fashionable daughter ever.
What you see above truly expresses the purpose of this blog: fashion has no age limit.
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